The Divine One Has A Sense of Humor

Whether you call the Divine One God, or Goddess, or Allah, or All-That-Is or something else, I KNOW there is a great deal of humor in this Universe. We are not meant to take everything SOOOO seriously!

Here is a small collection of prayers with a sense of humor:

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The Woman's Prayer

Dear Lord,

So far everything has gone well today.

I have been patient. I have been thoughtful of others. I have put others first. I have not gossiped, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self indulgent. I have not lost my temper, or even been brusque. I have not whined, bitched, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.

However, Lord, in just a few minutes I'll be getting out of bed and I am going to need all the help I can get!

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The Man's Prayer

I'm a man

but I can change

if I have to

I guess.

~From the Red Green Show, on PBS
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SENILITY PRAYER 

God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,

the good fortune to run into the ones I do,

and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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REVISED SERENITY PRAYER 

O God,
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to pull off hilarious pranks on everyone who pisses me off. Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to an ass I have to kiss tomorrow.

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"It's all so funny—how can you not be laughing?" ~A 6th Grade Child